Febbraio 2012
40 post
Ernesto's Starship: Ext, Mystic Falls Golf Course.... →
ernestoriley:
Ext, Mystic Falls Golf Course. Day.
Alaric and Damon approach the top of the ninth hole… They each fish out the appropriate club… Damon t’s up and strikes the ball. It hits the green a few yards from the hole…
Alaric: I don’t get it.
Damon: Don’t get what?
Alaric: How old are you, Damon?
…
Ernesto's Starship: Ext, Tree lined street. Mystic... →
Ext, Tree lined street. Mystic Falls
Damon walks Elena to school.
Elena: Who’s John Lennon?
[Damon stops]
Damon: What did you just ask me?
Elena: John Lennon. Who is he?
Damon: Jesus Christ, Elena. Please tell me you’re joking.
[Elena looks at him.]
Elena: It was an ernest question, Damon.
DAMON' S DICTIONARY: FULL TRANSLATION OF HIS...
Elena: I called you ten times last night!
Damon: Funny that's exactly the same number of calls I've been dodging..
Elena: Damon if you're mad at me you need to get over it!
Damon: I'm FUCKING over it.. I mean.. Literally.. *trollface*
Elena: Did you stop driking vervain?
Damon: Of course not, I just wanted to screw with somebody and she was available!
Elena: Have you already forgot that she tried to kill me less than 48 h ago?
Damon: *THIS IS ALL THE CRAP I GIVE*
Elena: So that's how it's going to be now? I hurt your feelings and this is how you lash out of me?
Damon: Uhmmm.... Dah? Remeber all the times I've been acting like an idiot just to make you understand that I FKN LOVE YOU? Well, SAY GOODBYE to that Elena!
Elena: Whatever you should know that Esther is planning to kill ALL the originals!
Damon: That's perfect! *Le congaaaaa*
Elena: But poor Elijah..
Damon: Should I give a crap about Elijah? What, do you fancy him too? Cool let's have an orgy!
Elena: And shouldn't you at least care about Rebekah?
Damon: Elena why in hell are you so damn blind? I slept with her ON PURE PURPOSE.. Got it? TO PISS YOU OFF! Good Lord.. And you know what? If you wanna act jelous GO ON! Just NOT HERE, you have NO RIGHT to do this IN FRONT OF ME!
Elena: But..
Damon: Bye bye Elena, have a nice day!
*SHUTS THE DOOR IN HER FACE*
4 massimo
Me basically every time Kol had a line:
ninadobsession:
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Nothing is stronger than the bond of Family...:... →
Warning: This is so Team Damon, and I just had to let all the frustrations out, so if you’re team Elena or even Delena, then maybe this post isn’t gonna make you happy.
I think the reason why I’ll always be Team Damon rather than Delena is because of moments such as yesterday. I’m not saying…
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Gennaio 2012
49 post
epedd:
Stefan:
Me:
TOO LATE ASSHOLE……
Damon:
Me:
Just watched the Chuck finale.
shagneto:
Just come upstairs to my room after, recovered a little, not crying anymore and I see my Tron poster and my signed Chuck poster.
I expect I’ll be emotionally distraught for the next few days, please excuse me.
“Did Hogwarts book a field trip?”
– — Neil Caffrey, White Collar.
(via thechocolatechipcookie)
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Team 'Wake Up Elijah'
she-damned-if-she-do:
